Loading Events

« All Events

  • This event has passed.

Toby & Dan

Saturday, October 3 | 7:30pm - 9:00pm

“You may think we’re funny, but you’ll never think we’re as funny as we think we’re funny.”

Toby Arsalan and Daniel Stern are the two funniest people in the universe. So why haven’t you seen them on Netflix? Because Netflix SUCKS. I mean, have you seen the stuff they put out? It’s not exactly HBO. So why haven’t you seen Toby & Dan on HBO? Great question.

Anyway, one place you WILL be able to see Toby & Dan is at the Comedy Café Berlin on Saturday, Sep 12th 2020. You can catch them there LIVE, doing their boldest bits, their best banter, their biggest something else that starts with B. Plus sketches, music and whatever else these two comedic geniuses come up with.

Don’t miss out on witnessing these incredible talents! Don’t be like Netflix and HBO!


Daniel Stern is an American living in Berlin. He is a former talk show host, a retired competitive eater, a screenwriter and a standup comedian. Stern sews absurd observations together with threads of unhinged wit; his performances are a frayed quilt of hilarious anarchy, earnest confessions and stories about riding the bus. He writes and performs sketch comedy, hosts all kinds of events, models and acts. Daniel podcasts with local news show Radio Spaetkauf and co-hosts “Joke Time”. Stern once took last place behind three children in an NBA Summer League half time dance-off.


Toby Arsalan is a German-Pakistani stand-up comedian based in Berlin. Toby has toured four continents, featured on Comedy Central’s Roast Battle and opened for Todd Barry, Judah Friedlander, Godfrey and Tom Rhodes. Most weeks when the world isn’t in the grips of a deadly epidemic, you can catch Toby hosting Monday Night Mics and Joke Time, two of Berlin’s most popular open mics. He recently started “Tragedy + Time”, a YouTube show that gets one minute longer each episode, check it out!


The numbers below include tickets for this event already in your cart. Clicking "Get Tickets" will allow you to edit any existing attendee information as well as change ticket quantities.
Tickets are no longer available

Please be aware that for the safety of our performers, staff and fellow audience members, masks (covering your mouth and nose) are now mandatory at all times at Comedy Café Berlin. (Except for that brief moment when you are taking a sip of a delicious beverage or a bite of a tasty sandwich). Our theatre and barroom are kept ventilated with open doors, windows and air exchange via fans.

To ensure safe distancing, space is very limited! Seating is only done in pairs and the price you see is for a pair of tickets (granting entry to 2 people). You may be able to purchase single tickets at the door if there is space.

Doors open 15 minutes before scheduled show time. Please be aware that seats may be released at show time and latecomers may be denied entry or given standing room entry.

No refunds on ticket sales!

Unless otherwise stated, all shows are in English.

Please enjoy a drink at the bar before and after the show! (It’s how we keep the doors open.)

Support CCB with a donation or some merch!

In partnership with Berlin English Improv Network and Comedy in English Berlin.

Interested in taking comedy classes? Check out The CCB Training School.